Don’t mind me. Just cleaning your dash

Absolute filth on main

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My October piece for The Washi Station's 2026 Risograph Calendar, which is open for pre-orders right now.

worlds scardest guy but im being very brave about it

24 hour scared streak 👍

My Direct, Victorian Ancestors Built A House Located Near Me And It's Still Standing But Unfortunately It Is Fugly: a memoir

behold

the ancestral fug

built by my great-great-great-grandfather

(that's not modernization. it has always been a sad trombone noise of a house based on old photos I saw)

(the stucco is probably newer but even wood can't save her)

More people should do this

Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.

”How come you’ve never seen the Amazon rainforest if you’re from Brazil?” big country

Here, this should make it clearer:

Wait, hold on, I can illustrate it in a funnier way

There’s around one and a half Frances between me and the Amazon rainforest.

I had no idea “coach” could also mean “bus” until like, a second ago and I stared at your reply in disbelief for a good minute because I thought you were telling me to do the trip in a horse-drawn carriage. I was like “Coach?! Like Cinderella?! Where would I even get- that HAS to be slower than a car!”

me at the convent: no god for me thanks i'm just here to fuck the nuns

Julie d’Aubigny-core

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

They wanna say the word so bad

thats not a fag thats a canvasser for clean water action

this is like the boy version of “this is the butchest girl twitter can handle before they start getting scared.” that is a masc guy wearing a daisy pin

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

This? 

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

Only gif I got, boss.