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    CROW | ADULT | ANY PRNS | NOT NT/WHITE | BI NB 2S | TAKEN

    minors dni, please don’t flirt with me, you cannot misgender me in a way that matters, mention fighting games at your own peril (autism), #1 ranked onion hater worldwide

    feel free to ask for genshin/hsr uid or other contact info if we’ve spoken before!

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    𝙋𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙀 𝙙𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙜𝙞𝙛𝙨! 𝙥𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙜𝙞𝙛 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙨. 𝙞𝙩 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚

    𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙜𝙞𝙛𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙝𝙤𝙬, 𝙞𝙙𝙘 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙙𝙤 - 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮'𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚

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  • marzipanandminutiae

    My Direct, Victorian Ancestors Built A House Located Near Me And It's Still Standing But Unfortunately It Is Fugly: a memoir

  • marzipanandminutiae

    behold

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    the ancestral fug

    built by my great-great-great-grandfather

    (that's not modernization. it has always been a sad trombone noise of a house based on old photos I saw)

    (the stucco is probably newer but even wood can't save her)

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  • crtter

    ”How come you’ve never seen the Amazon rainforest if you’re from Brazil?” big country

  • crtter

    Here, this should make it clearer:

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  • crtter

    Wait, hold on, I can illustrate it in a funnier way

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    There’s around one and a half Frances between me and the Amazon rainforest.

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    I had no idea “coach” could also mean “bus” until like, a second ago and I stared at your reply in disbelief for a good minute because I thought you were telling me to do the trip in a horse-drawn carriage. I was like “Coach?! Like Cinderella?! Where would I even get- that HAS to be slower than a car!”